In a galaxy known as the “Sometime, Somewhere” sits a cluster of wild stars known as Omega Star 7. These are the tales of the crews who dare to call this place home. Sardonic, self aware, and a little bit silly.

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In the Seven Systems, fine dining megacorporation “O’Hooley’s House of Good Eats” cuts the cost of labor through the use of bioengineered bartenders known as Patches.

However, these Patches are known to escape, so O’Hooley’s hires bounty hunters known as PATCHERS to hunt them down.

This isn’t called Execution… it’s called 86’ing.


Main Cast

James Hart – Everyone.


Production Notes

All Music was written and Performed by Skyler Giordano

Ambience, and SFX were sourced from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing


Special Thanks

– As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.


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