In a galaxy known as the “Sometime, Somewhere” sits a cluster of wild stars known as Omega Star 7. These are the tales of the crews who dare to call this place home. Sardonic, self aware, and a little bit silly.

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Main Cast

Skyler Giordano  Slip / Frank the Fajita / Mother Patches / Various Voices

Joseph Surabian – Sol / Various Voices

James Hart – Trae / Bryce / Thorg / The Fajita 5 / Various Voices


Cameo/Collaborator Cast

Ian of Neon Shadows  Opening Monologue

Emma Johanna Puranen – Roguemaker Commercial

The Cast of Care & Feeding of Werewolves – Door #1

W. Keith Tims from The Book of Constellations & First Episode Of  Door #3

Krissi of Danger Dames – Moxie Rebelle


Easter Eggs

Ginger Garbage | The Night Post | Filthy ’47 | Delivery | Marty and Mars | The Wizard’s Scroll | I Love Lucifer



Production Notes

This Episode was made possible from the Plot Submissions from;

-Josh from the Mindless Morning Show

-Our Dear Friend Luna

-Ginger Garbage

-W. Keith Tims

Music written by Skyler Giordano*

*O’Hooley’s Jingle Written and Performed by James Hart

*Scrap Rats and Trash Compactor Music Composed and Engineered by Paul Dennis

Intro Narration Script Written by Skyler Giordano

All other Cameo Appearances were Scripted/Acted by the Collaborators themselves with Direction from Skyler Giordano

Ambience and SFX were either created by Skyler Giordano or from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing

Special Thanks

– As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

– A Special Thanks to the Collaborators and Cameo Guest Stars, and Easter Eggs who took the time to make these episodes something special to remember.

you can find our Guests’ shows below;

Care and Feeding of Werewolves | Danger Dames | Neon Shadows | Roguemaker | The First Episode Of… | Book of Constellations

Footnotes, References, and FAQs:

– Some Easter Eggs were taken from Season 0 Episode 7


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