In a galaxy known as the “Sometime, Somewhere” sits a cluster of wild stars known as Omega Star 7. These are the tales of the crews who dare to call this place home. Sardonic, self aware, and a little bit silly.

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Trae and Cala enter the most dangerous competition in the Seven Systems; The Sprocket League in order to obtain an Aether Crystal in the hopes that it will be the key to finishing the Holobot.


Main Cast

James Hart – Trae / Spanks Starblinder / Thorg

Luna Orr – Cala Mastros

Joseph Surabian – Sol / Madge 

Skyler Giordano  Chet / Eviscalazor / Slip

Graham Capobiano – Nards Akimbo / Badger


Featuring Cameo Appearances From

Neon Shadows

Tales of Sada Emedu

Danger Dames

The Wizard Scroll

Care & Feeding of Werewolves

Ginger Garbage

Fabled Faction (Formerly Mindless Morning Show)


Production Notes

All other Music written by Skyler Giordano

Ambience and SFX were either created by Skyler Giordano or from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing


Special Thanks

– As Always, we would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.

– We’d like to thank our Twitter and Discord Communities for Submitting the names used in this episode.


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