In a galaxy known as the “Sometime, Somewhere” sits a cluster of wild stars known as Omega Star 7. These are the tales of the crews who dare to call this place home. Sardonic, self aware, and a little bit silly.

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The Crew take what they like to call an “R&R Job” on the resort planet of Sandaria. However, they soon find out that their target is a little more slippery than they were expecting…



Slip / Han Pandler / Steve – Skyler Giordano

Sol / Bartender – Joseph Surabian

Trae / Spanks / Gabba Gabba the Ghoul / Documentary Narrator – James Hart

Cala Mastros – Luna Orr


Production Notes

Music written by Skyler Giordano 

Songs Featured on this Episode:

-Into the Blue 

-Wherever the Stars Take Us

All Songs can be found by searching The Stellar Darlings on your favorite Streaming Platform.

Ambience and SFX were either created by Skyler Giordano or from Epidemic Sound under the use of Proper Licensing


Special Thanks

We would like to thank our friend Riley Stekervetz for listening to this episode and helping us get it to the highest quality possible.


Footnotes, References, and FAQs:

– There are no References to Season 0 in this half of Episode 4.

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